I like it when the alarm goes off in the middle of the night because you forgot to set it.
I like having to deal with my pissed off, unrested family the next morning.
I like it when I forget my keys and have to stand in the rain for an hour waiting for my parents to come home.
I like it when I get inside my house after standing in the rain for an hour only to realise I actually DID have my keys with me. Then getting pissed at myself.
I like it when you try to avoid gum on the foot path by walking around it only to realise that you just stepped in dog shit instead.
I like it when you try to remove the dog shit with a stick only to have your hand slip and get smothered in lovely browness.
I like it when I have 8 hours of uni and only 1 hour of sleep.
I like it when you're staring into space when you suddenly realise you've been staring at some guys crotch for the last half an hour.
I like it when you realise that he noticed you staring at his crotch.
I like it when that awkward tension kicks in.
I like it when you order Teriyaki Beef only to get charcoal Chicken in return.
I like it when I drop money into a bin. Accident of course.
I like it when I realise that i actually needed that two dollars I threw in the bin because now I can't buy a train ticket home.
I like it when rain pelts into my eyes.
I like it when all your friends are healthy and you're stuck home with Swine Flu.
I like it when you realise you really DO have Swine Flu after making all those Swine Flu jokes.
I like it when something hard is sticking into your foot when you put your boots on.
I like it when you try to file down that hard thing but instead sharpened it in the process and now you must live with a bloody cut foot.
I like it when you apply a waterproof bandaid only to find that it wasn't waterproof DX
I like it when people vomit next to you.
I like it when the stench and texture of the vomit starts to plague your mind so much that you too need to up chuck.
I like it when I actually do chunder.
I like it when seedy old men check you out and nod their heads approvingly in your direction.
I like it when you realise that one of the seedy old men was your uncle.
I like stacking it in front of my friends, family and neighbours.
I like it when the neighbours who were just laughing at you realised you also crushed their beloved pet Toto. I really do.
So these are the things I like; well okay it's only a small portion of it ;3 Howa bout you guys tell me some things you guys "just love".
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And I absolutely love waking up to find that the neighborhood cat just pooped on my front door step.
There's a ton more.
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I love waking up because my cousin is screaming at her parents (while the had guests, us) because she didn't get the exact pair of shoes she wanted for her birthday.
I love having to redo my exams because my teacher lost it.
And I love it to death when my best friend forgets it's by birthday.
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